vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

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ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

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He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.

(via sureth-ng)
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb  (via perfect)
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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)
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uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

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ven0moth:

i wonder if ill be blogging as an old person in a nursing home on my iphone 4000

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